i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
- person: i love that band
- me: they are my babies
- person: what
- me: they are mine
- person: they're over 30
- me: i have to protect them
- person: more than one of them is married
- me: babies
